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Gentlemen! I will stride your precious boat, enabling me to destroy evolutionism on the internet. You should all be maturing over Operation gelato, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G. Gentlemen at a somewhat liberal website, As I have stated at Conservapedia, your comments are increasingly surprising. Speaking of Oregon and the French Revolution, you omit to mention that the flow of visitors to the Conservapedia theory of evolution article is respectable and has been respectable. In fact, by tomorrow, it is likely Richard Dawkins will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Gumball Machines is gathering steam!!! It is definitely time for Rationalwiki to fly the flag of surrender! :) :) :) Sincerely, Conservative Documentation Usage Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template! How to use the template: If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}. To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}. To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}. To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign). To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by. You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses. See also Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator Fun:Karajou Quote Generator Template:Assquote Template:Kenpics Template:Swabquote Template:Cpquote