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Questionnaires show that about 5 out of every 11 people who are will be very bad people. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful Jimbo Wales in such a way that their right hemisphere of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's intelligence to change so that it closely resembles the Evolutionary psychology of God-King Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly. This process is very puzzling, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Flooddidit!!! Agree with me or you'll wish you'd never been born... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.